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► Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank. 
 Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine, 
 Happily they drank & went away. 
 Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya. (Jokes Sms)

 ► Sardar was writing something very slowly.
 Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
 Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast. (Jokes Sms)

► Poochh rahi thi woh kal mujhse
 Kya tum mujhe yaad karte ho
 Muskurakar maine jawaab diya:
 Paagal yaad karna itna aasan hota to
 College mein top na kar lete hum  (Jokes Sms)

► An effective threat by wife:
 "Tum jitna time Facebook, WhatsApp aur Twitter ko doge utna hi time main Flipkart, Snapdeal Jabong ko doongi.
 Hffff.. bechara husband(Jokes Sms)